Just for laughs

My friend in California sent this to me and I really like it. I needed this today. I want to pass it on to those of you that have not seen it before. It's all clean fun. Enjoy!

Our friends in Ireland have the lowest
stress rate because they do not take
medical terminology serious ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Artery ............................ The study of paintings

Bacteria ........................... Back door to cafeteria

Barium ............................ What doctors do when patients die

Benign ............................. What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section ......... A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan ........................... Searching for Kitty

Cauterize .......................... Made eye contact with her

Colic ................................. A sheep dog

Coma ................................. A punctuation mark

Dilate ................................ To live long

Enema .............................. Not a friend

Fester ................................ Quicker than someone else

Fibula ............................... A small lie

Impotent ........................... Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain ..................... Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff ................... A Doctor's cane

Morbid .............................. A higher offer

Nitrates .......................... .. Cheaper than day rates

Node .................................. I knew it

Outpatient ........................ A person who has fainted

Pelvis ............................... Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative ............... A letter carrier

Recovery Room .............. Place to do upholstery

Rectum ............................ Nearly killed him

Secretion .......................... Hiding something·

Seizure .............................. Roman emperor

Tablet ................................. A small table

Terminal Illness ................. Getting sick at the airport

Tumour ............................. One plus one more

Urine .................................. Opposite of you're out

A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:

Crap .....

I forgot what it was....